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Health & Fitness

ADVENTURES OF A STEALTH MOM

Good morning and Happy Tuesday, 

It's confirmed that we are going to Spaulding today! I haven't yet figured out how I am going to get my car there as I will be riding in the ambulance with Shellbe. 

Shellbe keeps complaining about her back but doesn't want to take the drugs all the time. She has the market cornered on whining. She is a gold medalist in this event actually! 

Last night while she was passed out on oxy I used this to my advantage and was a stealth mom and Combes some of her hair... She has so many dreadlocks in the back of her head she could easily be a Jamaican Reggae Tok Dealer. No joke. She won't let me wash and condition her hair and the stupid cvs downstairs as well as the hospital is OUT of detangler. What kind of place is this? Seriously. 

Kara we may need a personal hair dresser visit. This girl needs some serious help. 

We didn't get moved as there isn't a single room available on the neurology floor. The good thing is we slept pretty good because our roommate got some kind of drugs herself last night. PRAISE THE LORD (or whomever that is that hooked us/her up). 

We just met our 7am - 7 pm nurse and it is a man Frank! You should have seen Shellbe light up when he walked around the corner. He's so NOT hot and could be a contestant on What Not To Wear or in the top 50 for The Biggest Loser...but the fact he is a man means Shellbe needs to flirt! Which further means she will stop this whining. This is really what mommy is looking for!!! 

Even though we didn't have any visitors last night we had lots of fan mail! Including lots of pictures of dogs, videos of dogs (Anna O'Donnell has cornered the market on dog training), and Amy's cat goes for walks with her and the dog, a video from Molly Downer (love the red! It's my favorite color and you could be a cheerleader). 

We will update you when we get to our new digs! So exciting. 

Lots of love, 
Jenn and Shellie

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